A webcomic of depression
sarcasm, irony, and ennui
QTJE updates whenever I can drag myself out of bed.
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god bless you (503) 233-1313

actually thats my old number i always do this its (503) 639-3300

typo should been (503) 252-7700

i lied (503) 284-5666 is where im at

ok ok no more fakes this one is real (503) 774-9855

lol bamboozled its actually (503) 231-4352

oops i actually meant (503) 249-6986

i mean actually (503) 285-4691

and instead of that number its actually (503) 253-4848

except instead of twos there are ones

two two five nine three three eight u no the area code or you should

eh yo my number is 867-5309 pls call



there is 0% chance he will actually annually place calls through a cellular telephone btw



maybe fewer

i think there are four total computations



third party candidate 20202

welcome to the alt-center

































more like a when? diagram

is this a venn diagram?









































































































































































jts drugs









































also color on p 18 http//qtjenet/?p=18

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post-coitus they have returned to their game and conversation



warning this fanfiction is canon

pr soon they were hella getting it on

bleeps had a fully sentient mind but when he felt the hand on his thigh he gave over at once to irrational lust

not to mention youve got a missile of your own he smirked slyly glancing conspicuously at bleeps mcbeefs shining robo-pud

then looked away

stared a moment too long

they locked eyes

furthermore i have far more utility than a missile

this is a vital transitional comic please bear with us

added facebook lakes/ twitter retwits/ reddit upvets/ google+ +1s



some infrastructure changes hope nothings broken

qtje now uses ohnorobot for searchable comic transcriptions

new feature requested a long time ago but the technology back then just wasnt there click on the comic to go to the next comic except on comics where clicking on the comic does something different

i cant take a startup seriously until it releases a mobile app







new archive feature gives quick and easy access to all the comics at once and uses conventient hyperlink technology to grant immediate accesses























excuse me i believe youre thinking of goole+ +1s

this site need facebook lakes/ youtube subscribs/ twitter retwits/ reddit upvets/ google+ silence



ey bb u want sum fancomix?

ey bb u want sum fancomix?

























for like a year

used sql alot

and by that i mean

if you want i can help i specialized in sql for a while

write codes to port the existing highly advanced text file-based database system to sql commands which is obvo huge potus

you know

goota

eventually





gonna port to sql in like

qtje need infrastructure update comic uploading process hopelessly convoluted

is the qtje email still open? i send things occasionally





yay! i am so happy! dc

alright thats the bit news regulat comics resume monday

you know why this comic is shit? because shit just got real and this comic is real

new page is up big news coming in a few days

















so just for the record the next page has been done for weeks but i dont have a scanner and its too complex for phone camera this time

i pledge $1

dae art?

kickstarter to afford a scanner

like this



op needs to deliver

op hasnt delivered

okay so like is there a deadline on that?

facebook executive here we are willing to buy you for $600000000000 usd as per previous comment

still waiting on update was going to offer a lucrative deal on the rights to this famous comic and brand

thats not a flow chart thats a rectancgle can we can some real content on this site my ads arent making me ne money

nah

drugs are bad mmmkay

what this does?

op needs more content



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*atf - this is an officious certification that bullshit is not a substance we regulate so carry on unless they form the abs or whatever i guess















*nsa - this is an official certificate of there is no bullshit have a nice day





*fbi - this is an official cease and desist order on all content including any and all instances of bullshit thank you for your cooperation

























i see that the xkcd botnet has begun targeting the qtje forum luckily this has backfires as the qtje forum does not store post date information so it is impossible to forge prior art

but no more

ill give you that xkcd invented the stickwoman

qtje invented the stickman

this is a ripoff of xkcd op is a fag no oc here





we are considering hiring anonymous to rectify the spurious records if this becomes the case we will start an indiegogo project to raise the $100000 funds required

we expect to have content restored within the year

we at qtje are working hard to remove the conflicting comics such as xkcd which has through manipulation of digital records created evidence that it has existed before qtje and therefore has a trademark on the stick figure comic genre please bear with us

fuck i missed one

any eta on when itll be back?

the content of qtje has been removed due to copyright issues we apologize for the inconvenience



and yet ill still check this every day

day 23 i still have not worked up the force of will to draw the next comic

never leave me again











coffee faucet



my comment

weed

moderator note we here at qtje do no condone the use of illegal marijuana drugs remember weed is drugs period

bud

nugs

pot

mary jane

tea

puff

reefer

ganja

weed

a lot of fun youre clearly missing out on

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dae qtje

xkcd doesnt understand human condition

xkcd is a great parody of this site you guys should check it out

shontbox

ty qtje

first

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the is the forum hello